Archive for September, 2008

I’m an Idiot…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on September 13, 2008 by Soo Ching

1:Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Your answer: 1 (57.6% got this one wrong.)
The right answer:12: Every month has at least 28

2:Can a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Your answer: Yes (43.3% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: No: He’s still living!

3:Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?
Your answer: Yes (39.0% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: No: Dead men aren’t allowed to marry!.

4:Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
Your answer: 25 (67.3% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 70: 30 divided by 1/2 = 60 + 10 = 70

5:A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear?
Your answer: Brown (62.5% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: White: If southern exposure on all sides it must be at the North Pole, so the answer is WHITE (polar bear)!.

6:If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Your answer: 1 (54.5% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 2: You just took 2!

7:A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
Your answer: 1.5 (70.1% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 1 hour: Take one. Take the second in a half-hour, the last in a half-hour… so the answer is 1 hour!.

8:A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Your answer: 8 (30.7% got this one wrong).
The right answer: 9: 9 are left!.

9:How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Your answer: 1 (72.2% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: Zero: Moses wasn’t on the ark!

I ONLY GOT THIS 1 QUESTION CORRECT…!!!!
10:How many two cents stamps are there in a dozen?
Your answer: 12 (31.6% got this one wrong.)
The right answer: 12: A dozen o anything = 12!

Results
Your points: 1 Sorry, your points are way below the average!
Average grade: 4.7 ( 54656 Tests answered)
Average grade Female: 4.4 ( 30043 Tests answered)
Average grade Male: 5.1 ( 24613 Tests answered)